Oh my god. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILERS.

( SPN S7 finale spoilers )

MY BONER CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE.

PG of the sleep-deprived and brother-loving variety,
Sam&Dean, with spoilers through 7.17. 2,300 words.
Written for the prompt of always on my mind from oddishly for silverbullets. And I wrote the fic before I realized it was a song title and looked it up, oops! I hope it's still on-prompt enough, especially since I had to cut the fic short.
Summary: Episode tag to 7.17 (The Born-Again Identity). Sam sleeps while Dean runs, and waits, and loves.

( I just never took the time, you were always on my mind )

aka Sam Winchester, in shotgun, with an ice cream bar
PG-13 or possibly R for Dean's fevered imaginings. Sam/Dean UST
VERY BELATED fill from the previous round of blindfold_spn, for this prompt:

"Sam/Dean, food.
In parts of the US there is a dairy foods brand called "Dean's"; Dean's Milk, Dean's Sour Cream, Dean's creamy ice cream sandwiches.
Dean secretly owns a dairy business, Sam must never find out. For Dean's own sense of dignity, and because Sam doesn't know that the creamy ice cream sandwiches he really really enjoys are his brother's. Dean really enjoys Sam enjoying Dean's ice cream. Things get a little messy."

Someday I might write the secret backstory of how Dean rescued a dairy farm from a terrible fate somewhere in his years of solo hunting and received a large share or partial ownership or something out of the owner's gratitude and thus the company became named DEAN'S MILK and went on to commercial victory under new auspices. And that's what really pays for their hotel rooms. Dean just thinks credit card fraud sounds cooler.

Also, TOTALLY UNEDITED.


( DEAN'S COUNTRY FRESH ICE CREAM BARS )


At least I got this posted before the new round goes up, eh? EHH?

Fic for salt_burn_porn! Man, writing this was like pulling teeth. My brain didn't want to be in the mood at all.

The Harder They Fall
Sam/Dean, NC-17, 1800 words, teenchesters-era first time (Sam is 16)
Written for the prompt virgin.
Summary: Dean is drunk. Sam gets what he wants.

( Dean is *so*drunk. )

Art ala romance novel covers for spn_meanttobe! I wasn't able to write the story I'd intended, but I at least wanted to draw the schlocky cover art that would have gone with it. CARVER EDLUND STYLE.

SPN, Sam/Dean, PG-13
The story (and art) feature Stanford-era Winchesters, with sexy police intern Sam and fake-FBI Dean teaming up to hunt a murderous creature. (And nurse UST!)
Lurid posing, gratuitous shirtlessness, and geographically implausible background behind the cut.

Preview:

( Click for full-sized art! )
The story, meanwhile, is hopefully still forthcoming!

Breaking radio silence while I have computer access briefly for a quick question! I NEED YOU, FLIST, YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE.

I am signed up for spn_meanttobe, which is that fic challenge where you pick a hilarious prompt that is an actual romance novel jacket summary and then turn it into a SPN or J2 fic (with a happy ending!). My prompt is:

#9 Branded
Responding to a 911 call, Whitehorse Deputy Halley Robinson is stunned to find herself face-to-face with her teenage crush, Colton Chisholm. The schoolboy who had teased her is now a strong and sexy man—and he's on a mission to solve a case! But if he plans on unmasking a killer, he's going to need her help.

Colton can no longer run from the truth…someone in his small town has gotten away with murder. Now it's up to him to bring the killer to justice—with the help of local authorities, which, to his surprise, include Halley. The girl who had once idolized him is now a woman he must fight to resist. But as they work on the case, the attraction between them only grows stronger. Their rocky past may lead to a future together…unless the killer parts them forever.

For which I have been nursing a totally ridiculous Stanford-era idea for AGES because clearly this should be a SPN story where Dean goes to investigate a job in the greater San Francisco area - but it's okay, he's probably not even going to run into his brother - and walks into a police station pretending to be FBI to get some intel when WHO SHOULD BE SITTING AT THE FRONT DESK BUT SAM. Who is interning there or something because he's interested in criminal law and for the peanuts it pays and DEAN. DEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. >:I And it's the first time they've seen each other since Sam left and they are all shocked and then they make expressions at each other across the room from behind people's backs while both trying not to break character. And then they have to work together to solve the case! But they are also both struck by the ch-ch-changes that have come over their brother in the two-year absence from each others' lives.  AND THEN ONE OR BOTH IS DREADFULLY IMPERILED BY THE CREATURE.

THE QUESTION IS, posting ends in two days and the time has come for HARD QUESTIONS because the fic in my mind is not one I can finish in that amount of time. But the challenge's minimum wordcount is 1k.
Poll #1786134
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6

DO I:

OTHER SUGGESTIONS ARE ALSO GREAT, I LIKE OTHER SUGGESTIONS TOO.

ETA: That fourth option should read: "that then somehow wraps up into an adequately schmoopy romantic "AND THEN THEY WORK TOGETHER ON THE CASE" "

Five Times Sam was Embarrassed (but also turned on)
Sam/Dean
NC-17
12,500 words
preseries through Season Two
Warnings: for underage sexuality (not sex) and consensual adult incest
Written for the 2011 Sam&Dean Minibang at samdean_otp

Summary: Growing up in tight proximity with Dean – trying to find enough privacy to jerk off, having to roll around in the dirt wrestling on their dad's orders, not to mention Dean's complete lack of personal boundaries - is a sexual mindfuck for Sam. When the realization of just how much Dean's affected him comes crashing home, Sam is devastated. As an adult, freshly returned to hunting with his brother, Dean's exuberant proximity is a trial on Sam's nerves, but Sam's not the only one who was affected deeply by their childhood together.

Masterpost at samdean_otp

This is the longest story I've ever completed by about 10,000 words. How's that for a learning curve? It's been a really rough road, but  it was awesome at the same time and I'm thrilled (and more than a little amazed) that I got here. All my thanks go to my beta and hand-holder zempasuchil, without whom this fic would definitely never have arrived.


( The Winchester family doesn't really do privacy. )

(Part Two)

I was lucky enough to get to work with the fabulously talented dear_tiger for samdean_otp Minibang, illustrating her amazing story Love As a Hole In the Ground. It's a delightfully creepy post-Season Six casefic with Sam/Dean first time and an amazing brotherly relationship. Go read it now! I loved this story as soon as I read the rough draft and I was hugely excited to illustrate it - I hope I did it justice with my artwork, even if real life tried to stop me! Much thanks to dear_tiger, to Sam/Dean Minibang mods neros_violin and cordelia_gray for running all of this, and to my darling zempasuchil for holding my hand, letting me work and wig out at her place for the weekend, and for keeping me sane while I drew.



( The art! )